Surely you recall the footballer who recently shouted out both his wife and "girlfriend" on live TV during a post-match interview. It was an own-goal for the ages.
Except our protagonist, Ghanaian striker Mohammed Anas, says there's a very wholesome, perfectly logical, totally believable explanation for all this.
We'll let you judge for yourself, though.
Anas plays for Free State Stars FC in South Africa's pro league. He scored two goals against Ajax Cape Town recently, which led to the fateful post-match interview. Read more...