Never mess with those who feed you, especially if they're making you a delicious sandwich.
Redditor vollkoemmenes broke that cardinal rule by telling his wife a sexist joke just as she was making him a sandwich for his lunch.
"Called my wife a sandwich maker," he wrote.
Big mistake, dude.
To get revenge, his wife decided to leave that little sleeve of plastic over his processed orange cheese. And to add one final touch to her trolling, she wrote "NOT SORRY" in black marker to sure that vollkoemmenes knew this was no mistake. Read more...